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Sep 1, 2014 / 25,284 notes

slomps:

My laptop is hotter than my sex life

(via eye-r1s)

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall
Sep 1, 2014 / 27,348 notes

skypestripper:

why is that car so close to the wall

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jimobobb:

flamboyant-dog:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

NO NOT THE MULTIPLICATIONS

MAY THE NUMBERS EVER BE IN YOUR FAVOR
Sep 1, 2014 / 389,556 notes

jimobobb:

flamboyant-dog:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

NO NOT THE MULTIPLICATIONS

MAY THE NUMBERS EVER BE IN YOUR FAVOR

(via piglywinky)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay:

sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard:

drumlinegeek13:

lamapalooza:

sad-but-rad-man666:

why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper

it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.



of friggin course we have a gif for that
Sep 1, 2014 / 193,837 notes

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay:

sherlockingthehobbitstoasgard:

drumlinegeek13:

lamapalooza:

sad-but-rad-man666:

why is nobody talking about the fact that there is an actual heart on a piece of paper

it’s true love, you wouldn’t understand

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

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of friggin course we have a gif for that

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Sep 1, 2014 / 10 notes
Sep 1, 2014 / 256,144 notes

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

  • 6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
  • Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
  • 6-year old: How did that happen?
  • Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
  • 6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
  • 6-year old: Hey! Miss!
  • Lady: ...yes?
  • 6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
  • Lady: Thank you!
  • *Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
  • I'd just like to point out that it wasn't hard to explain this to a child at all...... Next excuse please?
Sep 1, 2014 / 289,337 notes

readtheaboutpage:

donejustdone:

500daysofevilexes:

loseegoose:

 

This is legit.

More PSAs need to stop worrying about offending people and get down to the nitty gritty like this. It’s the only way to open so many eyes.

shit

If people are offended, they are probably guilty.

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Sep 1, 2014 / 366,358 notes

stoar-punk:

trashpunx:

shit-in-yer-cereal:

tastefullyoffensive:

Notes from Management [ardentleprechaun]

how is he not fired

I want to be Shane’s friend.

I aspire to be Shane

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Sep 1, 2014 / 11 notes
Sep 1, 2014 / 77,200 notes

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